stardock central tells me my account is expired, i checked, yes i renewed and my subscription doesn't expire til august 2009, so why the problem, oh, i should install impulse, so i can pull all that's left of my hair out waiting for it to connect to MY FULL TIME HIGH SPEED CONNECTION!!!!@! Come on guys, if we're going to improve the way we get my money, let's improve the service we provide, wincustomize is half-a@#@$ and disappointing, oh you say it's worth the money for the unlimited downloads, agreed, but why have the pretense of an integrated installer and browser if it really doesn't work? How about building in a download manager while you're at it, I've relegated to using a conventional browser and star-downloader for dreams and Icon packages anyway due to slow download times and failing downloads with wc,  but i like the idea of click and install the gadgets, skins, etc. I'm sure you could work the bugs out given another millenium. I'll be here patiently bit&^%%$^ until then. Ya'll wouldn't have me any other way. As for stardock central-----why screw with something that ain't broke????? now it's broke????? Come on Impulse is a cute name and a neat idea, but it only work for a minute on my machine and from what i've read, that was 60 seconds more than on most. YUUUUCK, it's doo-doo... give it to Bill Gates, He'll figure some way to charge us all more for it and get the bugs ironed out somewhere in India. In the meantime, make my stardock understand that August 29 2009 is in the future and please activate my deskscapes again since something screwed it up and my dreams won't come............hmmmmmm. I need a drink,

I hope ya'll are reading this in the same spirit it was written. No Malice, no hate, just a humorous jest at some computer problems piled up in a laptop mess on my desk.